I got this in an email today. You may have seen it already, but it is pretty funny. Or should I say punny?
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care proposals:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
On the other hand, the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
But, the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
The Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea might be madness?
The Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter….”
OB/GYN’s were sure it was a ‘pregnant’ idea.
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
But the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
And, the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the buttholes in Washington.